Indian Mothers

Typical Indian & Indian Mothers

There was once a man called Sandeep who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the
nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Benz! My Benz! Is my car alright?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries. You lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it" she said apologetically. "I lost my arm?
My Rolex! My Rolex!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you." He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Manju, are you here?" "I am here my husband, and I will never leave you."
"Dilip, are you here?"
"I am here my father, and I will never leave you."
"Anil, are you here?"
"I am here Father, and I will never leave you."
"Priya, my child, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well, said Sandeep thoughtfully "If Manju, Dilip, Anil, and Priya are here.........."
"WHO THE HELL IS LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP?!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Indian Mothers

There was once a man called Sandeep who was Ashdeep invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Ashdeep's flat mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ashdeep and his flat mate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ashdeep volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Jeeti and I are just flat mates." About a week later, Jeeti came to Ashdeep saying "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Ashdeep.

Several days later, Ashdeep received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jeeti, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jeeti. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love, Mum.
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Lesson of the day .....

Don't Lie to Your Mother especially if she is Indian !!!

BECAUSE BIGGIE TOLD YOU TO!!!!!!!!!!!